Do you Really Need Dildo Instructions?

6 Jul 2010 by admin, No Comments »

I don’t know why anyone would need instructions on how to use a dildo. Are you serous? It’s a replica penis. Lube it up, stick it in. In case you’re still lost and need more descriptive info, here is how to use a dildo:

1.) Lubrication.
The single most important part of using any sex toy is to have the thing lubricated. Use water based lube, silicone (although silicone lube will melt a silicone sex toy), you can use water, which is too runny and practically useless and messy you can use olive oil (if you want a raging yeast infection) you can use Vaseline (also if you want an infection) I would suggest only water based lube, although it’s free country and you can out whatever you want into you pussy hole but don;t come crying to me when you have some kind of itchy feeling or something even more gross that I don’t want to mention on my blog. Warming lube is really nice because it makes the dildo feel more penis like.

2.) Put lubrication on you, not the dildo.
This is a good tip because the whole problem with inserting a dry dildo is that it pulls your pubic hairs and tugs in your outer lips. Why not beat physics at it’s game by putting lube directly on YOU, not the dildo then you don’t waste and and the whole shaft can slide in better. While you insert it, it also lubricates the sex toy so it’s like getting the most lubrication with the least mess. Also when you lube up the whole shaft, it makes the dildo too slippery so you get a sore wrist as you need to work harder to control the motion.

3.) Thrust.
Thrust as much or as little as you want. Stick it in hard, or juts a tease. Fast, slow, all those kinds of combination, Also experience with various positrons. pretend you’re having really nasty sex and do yourself doggy styled. Squat on it, try moving about and you can experience different positions.

4.) Wash when Done.
Very important to keep it clean. If you don’t clean your dildo or any sex toy with hand soap and water when you are done having sex with yourself, then you can get an infection. You vagina is not as tough as you think and if you don;t stick clean things in there, you can get all sort of nasty things so keep it clean and wash your sex toys really well after use. Any hand soap and water will suffice.

Now go grab your dildo and have some fun with yourself!

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