Some dildos can be expensive, way to expensive for what you get. Some women like to spend $60.00 on fake penis that doesn’t even vibrate and good for you. If you are less then financially endowed then you need a substitution. You can buy a rubber dildo for half the price, they feel somewhat real but you don’t get the softens of the really high ticket dildos.
You can get even cheaper and get a jelly dildo, they feel nice and slick but the smell is fairly nauseating. They also look funny with bright colors, not a life like experience, Sure these jelly dildos look very good in porn but if it’s just you and you want to have a life like sexual experience, the bright purple jelly penis might throw your fantasy astray. If you want to be really cheap, you can make your own dildo. This of course will be by using home items and various phallic foods you find. Here are some suggestions on what to use as a sex toy:
Make sure to wash it well because there may be pesticides on there and who know hat that will do to your vaginal PH level. The cucumber is the favorite homemade sex toy because there are no sharp edges, it’s closed and it has ribbed surface running horizontally so it can add some pleasure. It will be solid and long and not too thick so another advantage of using a cucumber as a dildo is that it won’t stretch you too much but give you enough girth to notice a feel. Sometimes they are curved which is always a nice feature.
The main reason you would want to stick this in your pussy is because it’s curved. You might be able to hit the g-spot with a banana. they are smaller to so good for beginners. The downside of bananas is that the end is usually a little abrasive which can be uncomfortable. Never peel a banana and then stick it in the vagina, not only is this a freaky image in the mind but it will break into pieces and well, you don’t want to know what will happen next.
This is only for the crazy women who are into really freaky sex. These are blunt and rounded ant can’t really be used for thrusting so I would not recommend you use this, unless you wan to be loosey-goosey and men hate that, unless they’re watching porn but in real life, men want to feel tight vaginas.
Too thin, to brittle, but the crispy factor might feel invigorating. The cup shaped stalk might be used as to pour liquid into the vagina, but that’s only if you’re a really freaky bitch. Yikes don’t even want to go there!
Strawberries and Blueberries.
These are sticky used for oral sex only. You can stick them, in and get your partner to eat them out. Not really a dildo, but it’s a fun diversion to a regular boring sex life.
This is a great toy because it’s super slick and smooth. The tapered head inserts easily and you can see you far you can insert it. It’s a great stretching tool that won’t hurt the inside of the vagina. This is a fun way for foreplay too.
You cant really reuse these fruits and objects to often because they will get rotten. The wind bottle won’t really give an orgasm because women love the feel of a probing head. Think about the long run, you can buy 15 dollars worth of cucumbers and this may last you a year. Just dish out the 15 dollars and get yourself a dildo, they last much longer and feel better then fruit.